I can't believe that the live code festival rejected the proposal below!!!!! What sort of competent peer reviewed system are they running where you even have to submit the damn application to be considered?!!
Dan Brown Noise
The Da Vinci Live Code
For two millenia, the Knights Spacebar have hidden a terrible secret; a meeting of Greek dialectics and Renaissance mathematical contest. Now, semenitician Dr. Prof. Robot Langdon will uncover a sequence of clues through the medium of live coding semicolons, conclusively endangering himself and all of humanity in a roller coaster venture of Hollycode thrillerdom. Your mind will be recoded forever, and your body will be ours. We will invade your every pore with an outporing of alchemical uberprogramming designed to unseal the great reverberant multiplex and snore the central delimiti of metaphasatory ambidextrosity. The gathered multitude, led by Dance Towel, slob, Andrew Sorenscript and Alberti de Bassi will sing from a time of operating systems past. The Illuminati are here and they know how you code... hexecute...
live performance
1000 minutes
tech requirements:
Nothing atypical, just an enormous underground chamber, ceremonial robes, flaming laptop, chalk, 47 data projectors, one corpse, Ringo Starr, and a high bandwidth network connection to Phobos and/or Europa.
biography
Dan Shit is the author of over seven hundred paragraphs. Feted by the literary elite, from Java Joyce to Marcel Prout, from Virginia Wolfson to Margaret Atcode, he is available in an airport lounge near you. He only needs accommodation for several weeks, and some hearty meals. Help him. He is humanity's best hope.
Rejection of this proposal will be accompanied by the wholesale destruction of Karlsruhe and its environs, or at the very least an angry message.
Received on Tue Jan 22 2013 - 19:25:03 GMT